{"id":61425,"date":"2023-11-08T19:31:54","date_gmt":"2023-11-08T19:31:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=61425"},"modified":"2023-11-08T19:32:34","modified_gmt":"2023-11-08T19:32:34","slug":"whod-be-a-runt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2023\/11\/whod-be-a-runt\/","title":{"rendered":"Who\u2019d be a runt?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Farmers are vile creatures<br \/>\nPiglets you see<br \/>\nAre voiceless<br \/>\nOr so it\u2019s thought<br \/>\nDramatically<br \/>\nInarticulation<br \/>\nAphonic sound<br \/>\nA muttering stutter<br \/>\nAs their head hits the ground<\/p>\n<p>Babies so happy to be born at all<br \/>\nSadly vapidity<br \/>\nConvinces the men<br \/>\nThese runts have no future<br \/>\nPossible when<br \/>\nAnyone sees them<br \/>\nTheir future to be<br \/>\nSmashed head down on the ground<br \/>\nWith intensity<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Farmers are vile creatures Piglets you see Are voiceless Or so it\u2019s thought Dramatically Inarticulation Aphonic sound A muttering stutter As their head hits the ground Babies so happy to be born at all Sadly vapidity Convinces the men These &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2023\/11\/whod-be-a-runt\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[344,173,105],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-61425","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abandonment","category-activism","category-pigs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61425","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=61425"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61425\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":61426,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61425\/revisions\/61426"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=61425"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=61425"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=61425"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}