Bags for life
\nAre now one poundFrom 60 pence
\nThe rise
\nAnd actually they are much smaller
\nWaitrose thinks it\u2019s wise
\nTo spread their message
\nEverywhere
\nThat their prices are now keen
\nBut looking closely to my bills
\nThe bloody Waitrose machine<\/p>\n
Rumbles down the high street
\nThese bags should display a price
\nBuying into the brainwashing
\nThis increase isn\u2019t nice
\nI have noticed quite a lot of
\nNot so fresh fresh products sit
\nYellowing and rather dry
\nMy aspected light you\u2019ve lit
\nThe bags for a pound are
\nCrazy
\nThey advertise and do
\nEveryone who buys one
\nIs stitched up yes it\u2019s true
\nBut it\u2019s not really clever
\nBecause more will walk away
\nAnd take their bags to Aldi
\nWho knows, and there display<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Bags for life Are now one poundFrom 60 pence The rise And actually they are much smaller Waitrose thinks it\u2019s wise To spread their message Everywhere That their prices are now keen But looking closely to my bills The bloody … Continue reading