{"id":61384,"date":"2023-11-04T08:06:24","date_gmt":"2023-11-04T08:06:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=61384"},"modified":"2023-11-04T08:06:24","modified_gmt":"2023-11-04T08:06:24","slug":"lobsters-should-be-boiled","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2023\/11\/lobsters-should-be-boiled\/","title":{"rendered":"Lobsters should be boiled"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Human beings tell us<br \/>\nThey love how lobsters taste<br \/>\nGet the boiling water<br \/>\nDrop them in in haste<br \/>\nLobsters feel the agony<br \/>\nLobsters feel the pain<br \/>\nChefs and ignorance arseoles<br \/>\nAre actually  insane<br \/>\nUnconscious and phlegmatic<br \/>\nCallous heartless brutes<br \/>\nI can\u2019t abide the carnivores<br \/>\nDeep down in my roots.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Human beings tell us They love how lobsters taste Get the boiling water Drop them in in haste Lobsters feel the agony Lobsters feel the pain Chefs and ignorance arseoles Are actually insane Unconscious and phlegmatic Callous heartless brutes I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2023\/11\/lobsters-should-be-boiled\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[344,173,210],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-61384","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abandonment","category-activism","category-lobsters-crabs-other-sea-creatures-not-specially-listened"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61384","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=61384"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61384\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":61385,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61384\/revisions\/61385"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=61384"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=61384"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=61384"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}