{"id":61376,"date":"2023-11-03T18:37:35","date_gmt":"2023-11-03T18:37:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=61376"},"modified":"2023-11-03T18:37:35","modified_gmt":"2023-11-03T18:37:35","slug":"lobster-pretty-lady-crustacean","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2023\/11\/lobster-pretty-lady-crustacean\/","title":{"rendered":"Lobster pretty lady crustacean"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Whispering quietly into the ears<br \/>\nOf the ethically sensible hearing her tears<br \/>\nFall from her eyes into a pot<br \/>\nCooking the beautiful<br \/>\nAnd some like a lot<br \/>\nThis  being a crustacean<br \/>\nFrom deep in the sand<br \/>\nWith a beautiful heart<br \/>\nWho does understand<br \/>\nLife for her race under the sea<br \/>\nCan be many decades<br \/>\nBut not now for we<br \/>\nAre chefs we have mindsets<br \/>\nArrogance too<br \/>\nDrop the great lobster into a stew<br \/>\nYou won\u2018t hear her scream<br \/>\nBut she screams at the top of her voice<br \/>\nShe had no choice<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whispering quietly into the ears Of the ethically sensible hearing her tears Fall from her eyes into a pot Cooking the beautiful And some like a lot This being a crustacean From deep in the sand With a beautiful heart &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2023\/11\/lobster-pretty-lady-crustacean\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[344,293,210],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-61376","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abandonment","category-arrogance-and-dieoffs","category-lobsters-crabs-other-sea-creatures-not-specially-listened"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61376","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=61376"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61376\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":61377,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61376\/revisions\/61377"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=61376"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=61376"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=61376"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}