{"id":61054,"date":"2023-10-20T21:21:41","date_gmt":"2023-10-20T21:21:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=61054"},"modified":"2023-10-20T21:21:41","modified_gmt":"2023-10-20T21:21:41","slug":"elephant-shooter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2023\/10\/elephant-shooter\/","title":{"rendered":"Elephant shooter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The ugliest cretin<br \/>\nAn arse with a gun<br \/>\nSitting there smiling<br \/>\nUnder the \ud83c\udf1e<br \/>\nThe proudest yet saddest<br \/>\nPicture we c<br \/>\nIs the \ud83d\udc18shot through<br \/>\nAnd dead tragically<br \/>\nA beautiful animal<br \/>\nUp against man<br \/>\nA insolent rotter<br \/>\nWho should face a ban<br \/>\nFrom entering this country ever again \ud83d\udc18<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The ugliest cretin An arse with a gun Sitting there smiling Under the \ud83c\udf1e The proudest yet saddest Picture we c Is the \ud83d\udc18shot through And dead tragically A beautiful animal Up against man A insolent rotter Who should face &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2023\/10\/elephant-shooter\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[344,173,194,4,97,507,102,167,491,82],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-61054","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abandonment","category-activism","category-africa","category-animal-rights","category-elephants","category-humanity-is-a-shithouse","category-hunting-and-poaching-includes-canned-hunts","category-man-unkinds-graphic-torturing-of-various-souls","category-odes-of-the-moment","category-topical-news-stories-ii"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61054","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=61054"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61054\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":61055,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61054\/revisions\/61055"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=61054"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=61054"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=61054"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}