Beagle and basset hound packs
\nTrained up by
\nThe fat arsed
\nThe slow witted
\nHunters close by
\nHunting in plain sight
\nOur beautiful Hares
\nFloppy eared goddesses
\nEach hunter scares
\nThe living daylights
\nOut of them, they
\nRun like the clappers
\nThey circle away
\nChasing our darlings wherever they go
\nHares are just wonderful racers we know<\/p>\n
Thank goddess for saboteurs
\nAngels whose wings
\nWhose countryside logic
\nAnd knowledge it brings
\nWonderful caring
\nBeautiful sense
\nTraining the canines
\nJust shows you how dense<\/p>\n
These rotten idiots
\nHunters they say
\nGet up in the morning
\nGo out out in the grey
\nThe mist and the dew grass
\nTruthfully they
\nNeed members of the funny farm
\nTo take them away.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Beagle and basset hound packs Trained up by The fat arsed The slow witted Hunters close by Hunting in plain sight Our beautiful Hares Floppy eared goddesses Each hunter scares The living daylights Out of them, they Run like the … Continue reading