{"id":6036,"date":"2013-03-02T20:42:32","date_gmt":"2013-03-02T20:42:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=6036"},"modified":"2013-03-19T11:35:08","modified_gmt":"2013-03-19T11:35:08","slug":"a-piglet-commentary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2013\/03\/a-piglet-commentary\/","title":{"rendered":"A piglet commentary"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So many deluded carnivores<br \/>\nnow tramp about the place<br \/>\nblind to what is happening<br \/>\ncaused by the human race<br \/>\ntake us pigs<br \/>\nwe&#8217;re really<br \/>\nclean<br \/>\nwe dump our<br \/>\nour poo<br \/>\nelsewhere in a dump site<br \/>\nthat&#8217;s our bog<br \/>\na bit like you<\/p>\n<p>but in the great big CAFO<br \/>\nthat&#8217;s the factory farm<br \/>\nwhere we<br \/>\nexist, you cannot ever live,<br \/>\nthere<br \/>\nfor really honestly<br \/>\nin that vile and ugly place<br \/>\nfor more than a<br \/>\na few days we find<br \/>\nthe piss and shit<br \/>\nsmell in the air<br \/>\nleaves us all quite blind<\/p>\n<p>as piglets how we suffer<br \/>\nwhen those loud mouhthed gits<br \/>\ndock our tails<br \/>\nchip our teeth<br \/>\nand frighten<br \/>\nus to bits<br \/>\npull off our tiny testicles<br \/>\nno pain killers, just pliers!<br \/>\nrusty too oh! what they do<br \/>\nand of course<br \/>\nthey all are liars<\/p>\n<p>they refuse to accept<br \/>\nour agony<br \/>\nthey kick us when we&#8217;re down<br \/>\nwe do feel just like footballs<br \/>\nin our own blood some drown<br \/>\nits hell<br \/>\nits so damn awful<br \/>\nwhere we live and die<br \/>\nwhere we very rapidly<br \/>\nalways learn to cry<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>pigs lamenting on their time on our earth <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2013\/03\/a-piglet-commentary\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[106],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6036","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sows-and-boars"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6036","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6036"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6036\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6564,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6036\/revisions\/6564"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6036"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6036"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6036"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}