{"id":6032,"date":"2013-03-02T20:09:50","date_gmt":"2013-03-02T20:09:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=6032"},"modified":"2013-03-19T11:36:03","modified_gmt":"2013-03-19T11:36:03","slug":"they-are-fracking-well-lying","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2013\/03\/they-are-fracking-well-lying\/","title":{"rendered":"They are fracking well lying"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Split State<br \/>\noh! yea<br \/>\na piece of legal jargon<br \/>\ndo you own land<br \/>\naround a bouts<br \/>\nyou bought it at a bargain<br \/>\nwell now Big Oil is on<br \/>\nthe war path<br \/>\nlooking for a way<br \/>\nof grabbing anything they can<br \/>\nfrom you and you will pay<br \/>\nits clear you own the surface land<br \/>\nbut they have the mineral rights<br \/>\nyou may have built your dream home there<br \/>\nthats when their big dog bites<br \/>\nSplit state rolls in<br \/>\nlawyers have stitched you up<br \/>\nand you<br \/>\nwill witness drilling on your land<br \/>\nYes its fracking true<br \/>\nwithin 200 feet or so<br \/>\na huge great rig will climb<br \/>\ninto the sky<br \/>\ndid you wonder why?<br \/>\nso as to apply<br \/>\ntheir know how<br \/>\nand their fracking fluids<br \/>\nand a whole lot more<br \/>\ncreate a pad<br \/>\nyour already sad<br \/>\nand you will be for evermore<br \/>\nyour investment out the window<br \/>\nthe environment is too<br \/>\nlies, oh  they had many<br \/>\nand soon what they will do<br \/>\nwhen fracking water reaches<br \/>\nthe aquifers<br \/>\nyou&#8217;ll see<br \/>\nmethane mixed with water<br \/>\nlight that and you&#8217;ll be<br \/>\nsuprised to see a puff of smoke<br \/>\nthe gas of course ignites<br \/>\nyour waters not for drinking<br \/>\nits one of Big oil frights<\/p>\n<p>Down into marcellus shale<br \/>\nthe bit between their teeth<br \/>\nin a great vast sea of nasties<br \/>\nwho will lay a wreath<br \/>\non your home on your farmland<br \/>\non your lake<br \/>\nnot BIG Oil<br \/>\nthey will show 2 fingers<br \/>\nand your blood it will boil<\/p>\n<p>frustration it will surface<br \/>\nbut there&#8217;s nothing you can do<br \/>\nonce you let them frack the land<br \/>\nthe fracking waters spew<br \/>\nall over, and they turn their backs<br \/>\nand you can take the blame<br \/>\nyou can face the misery<br \/>\nyou can stake your claim<\/p>\n<p>But insurers they will tell you<br \/>\nsorry chum the law<br \/>\nprecludes BIG OIL at every stage<br \/>\nand they just shut the door<br \/>\nmethane and formaldehyde<br \/>\nsquirts out of the ground<br \/>\nin this vile and evil ooze<br \/>\nwhere oil men some expound<br \/>\nthe reasons for the fracking<br \/>\nNatural Gas and they<br \/>\ncan snub their noses to the Russians<br \/>\nfor now they don&#8217;t have to pay<\/p>\n<p>but its getting in the water<br \/>\nits getting in the air<br \/>\nits getting in your foodstuffs<br \/>\ndon&#8217;t you bloody care<br \/>\nthe animals are suffering<br \/>\nthe fish lay on their side<br \/>\nthe reptiles Goddess their gasping<br \/>\nthere is no where to hide<br \/>\nyour children will be coughing<br \/>\nheadache nosebleeds too<br \/>\nwe&#8217;re poisoning our countryside<br \/>\nwith this obnoxious stew<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fracking will be the death of us all <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2013\/03\/they-are-fracking-well-lying\/\">Continue reading <span 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