{"id":60210,"date":"2023-08-24T16:36:55","date_gmt":"2023-08-24T16:36:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=60210"},"modified":"2023-08-24T16:36:55","modified_gmt":"2023-08-24T16:36:55","slug":"piglet-future","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2023\/08\/piglet-future\/","title":{"rendered":"Piglet future"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It is true in so many ways<br \/>\nAs my dear said to me<br \/>\nYou my son are beautiful<br \/>\nJust think hard what you could be<br \/>\nA pork chop on some politicians greasy plate<br \/>\nA spare rib in some Chinese Laundryman\u2019s<br \/>\nWatery soup of late<br \/>\nRoasted whole as suckling pigs<br \/>\nIn a Christmas Barbecue<br \/>\nBut no my son you have been spared<br \/>\nThat\u2019s what we have done<br \/>\nYou are to be all chopped up<br \/>\nIn a sausage skin<br \/>\nAnd some weird bugger  will absorb your wealth<br \/>\nAnd commit their final sin<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It is true in so many ways As my dear said to me You my son are beautiful Just think hard what you could be A pork chop on some politicians greasy plate A spare rib in some Chinese Laundryman\u2019s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2023\/08\/piglet-future\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[344,105],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-60210","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abandonment","category-pigs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60210","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=60210"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60210\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":60213,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60210\/revisions\/60213"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=60210"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=60210"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=60210"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}