Have you seen the advertisement
\nFor the great and marvellous bed
\nTopper this and topper that
\nSpecial coils it said
\nEverybody loves it
\nA great night guaranteed
\nBut try it out for 60 nights
\nAnd if it doesn\u2019t please
\nThen ring us and we will collect
\nIt
\nAbsolutely free
\nAnd what do they do
\nwith these second hand beds
\nThat you\u2019ve slept on
\nPray tell me<\/p>\n
With pyjamas, or bare bottoms
\nThe odd fart or two
\nHorizontal rowing
\nAnd what else couples do
\nDoes it all come back
\nIs it steam cleaned
\nOf just repacked and sent
\nOut to another customer
\nWho also might have spent
\n500 quid expecting
\nYears of restful sleep
\nBut finding hair all over the place.
\nJust made his flesh creep.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Have you seen the advertisement For the great and marvellous bed Topper this and topper that Special coils it said Everybody loves it A great night guaranteed But try it out for 60 nights And if it doesn\u2019t please Then … Continue reading