A horse and guard stand for an hour
\nWhilst idiot people pose
\nGetting as close to the horse of course
\nClose to its poor nose
\nThe stench of sweaty idiots
\nIs enough to make you puke
\nThe horse is clearly pissed off
\nThe guard is pissed off too
\nNot my king I agree with that
\nSend the tourists to the zoo
\nThat\u2019s what we should do
\nAnd leave them there to be gawped at
\nGawped at all through the day
\nChuck to off potato
\nAnd make the buggers pay<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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