{"id":59791,"date":"2023-08-05T09:02:18","date_gmt":"2023-08-05T09:02:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=59791"},"modified":"2023-08-05T09:02:40","modified_gmt":"2023-08-05T09:02:40","slug":"gret-a-grip-said-the-horse-to-the-jockey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2023\/08\/gret-a-grip-said-the-horse-to-the-jockey\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201cGet  a grip said the horse to the  jockey\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They are such insensitive criminals<br \/>\nThe horses<br \/>\nmake it clear<br \/>\nTo anyone with a heart&#038;\/soul<br \/>\nThat they are full of fear<br \/>\nRunning on the slippery grass<br \/>\nWith a fat arsed  bloke and whip<br \/>\nIs not what horses love  in life<br \/>\nAnd we ought to get a  grip<br \/>\nAnd STOP this  effing nonsense<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They are such insensitive criminals The horses make it clear To anyone with a heart&#038;\/soul That they are full of fear Running on the slippery grass With a fat arsed bloke and whip Is not what horses love in life &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2023\/08\/gret-a-grip-said-the-horse-to-the-jockey\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[344,173,110,431],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-59791","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abandonment","category-activism","category-horses","category-racing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59791","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=59791"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59791\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":59793,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59791\/revisions\/59793"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=59791"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=59791"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=59791"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}