{"id":59673,"date":"2023-07-31T14:46:41","date_gmt":"2023-07-31T14:46:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=59673"},"modified":"2023-07-31T14:46:50","modified_gmt":"2023-07-31T14:46:50","slug":"lobsters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2023\/07\/lobsters\/","title":{"rendered":"Lobsters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cooked lobster just imagine it<br \/>\nYou miserable buggers you<br \/>\nPlunged in boiling water<br \/>\nWhat\u2019s that likely to do<br \/>\nEverything is burning<br \/>\nYour body and your arse<br \/>\nScreams are bound to happen<br \/>\nAnd the taste never first class<\/p>\n<p>Plunge a knife or chopsticks<br \/>\nRight into a  brain<br \/>\nThis a creature with a long  long life  honest we  are  insane<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cooked lobster just imagine it You miserable buggers you Plunged in boiling water What\u2019s that likely to do Everything is burning Your body and your arse Screams are bound to happen And the taste never first class Plunge a knife &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2023\/07\/lobsters\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[344,173,210],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-59673","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abandonment","category-activism","category-lobsters-crabs-other-sea-creatures-not-specially-listened"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59673","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=59673"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59673\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":59674,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59673\/revisions\/59674"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=59673"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=59673"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=59673"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}