{"id":59292,"date":"2023-07-15T09:25:23","date_gmt":"2023-07-15T09:25:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=59292"},"modified":"2023-07-15T09:25:23","modified_gmt":"2023-07-15T09:25:23","slug":"koalas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2023\/07\/koalas\/","title":{"rendered":"Koalas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Arboreal Herbivore<br \/>\nLoves climbing trees<br \/>\nThe Eucalyptus where it does so with ease<br \/>\nOften in a fork in open woodlands<br \/>\nThey be<br \/>\nIn the South East in QLD NSW<br \/>\nWe see<br \/>\nMostly at dusk or at Dawn<br \/>\nOr at night<br \/>\nThe Adustus in the North<br \/>\nAnd the Victor in the South<br \/>\nThey love to sleep<br \/>\nDreaming away<br \/>\nDigesting the leaves that they eat<br \/>\nAnd they pay<br \/>\nA high regard for their mothers<br \/>\nWho feed pap to their offspring<br \/>\nWhich helps them succeed<\/p>\n<p>They are mostly solitary<br \/>\nLiving in ranges<br \/>\nWedged in their trees<br \/>\nWith their speckled fur<br \/>\nFor them life is faultless<br \/>\nA flawless performance<br \/>\nMales mate from four years<br \/>\nTheir eminence raw<\/p>\n<p>Imagine how boring it must be<br \/>\nOn leaves<br \/>\nStrong tasting toxics<br \/>\nWhere chewing achieves<br \/>\nThe nutrition necessary<br \/>\nFor 4 hours or so<br \/>\nWith 20 hours sleep<br \/>\nWatch out down below<\/p>\n<p>They  shit fibrous pellets<br \/>\nPencil shaped they<br \/>\nLive a boring existence<br \/>\nImperfect some say<br \/>\nSusceptible really to bacterial woe<br \/>\nChlamydia sadly which blinds them you know<br \/>\nThey are marsupials pouch bound and they<br \/>\nBeing born immature<br \/>\nHave a magical way<br \/>\nOf deriving their life path<br \/>\nFrom leaves that is all<br \/>\nWhich sounds rather boring<br \/>\nListen to their call<br \/>\nA sort of low grunt<br \/>\nA cautionary sound<br \/>\nReally just warning you<br \/>\nThey are around.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Arboreal Herbivore Loves climbing trees The Eucalyptus where it does so with ease Often in a fork in open woodlands They be In the South East in QLD NSW We see Mostly at dusk or at Dawn Or at &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2023\/07\/koalas\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[89,171],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-59292","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-australia-and-the-epic-journeys","category-koalas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59292","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=59292"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59292\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":59293,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59292\/revisions\/59293"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=59292"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=59292"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=59292"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}