{"id":59267,"date":"2023-07-13T14:47:06","date_gmt":"2023-07-13T14:47:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=59267"},"modified":"2023-07-13T14:47:55","modified_gmt":"2023-07-13T14:47:55","slug":"lady-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2023\/07\/lady-man\/","title":{"rendered":"Lady. Man"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>He will never make a goddess<br \/>\nNo matter what he wears<br \/>\nHis Adam\u2019s Apple his hairy chin<br \/>\nOr his genuine airs<br \/>\nHis patriarchal swellings<br \/>\nHis wigs and Botoxed lips<br \/>\nHe might win all his races<br \/>\nAnd eat his share of chips<br \/>\nBut he can never be a lady<br \/>\nNot in a billion years<br \/>\nWhose rare and cares<br \/>\nWhose true and shares<br \/>\nAnd whose beauty never dips<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He will never make a goddess No matter what he wears His Adam\u2019s Apple his hairy chin Or his genuine airs His patriarchal swellings His wigs and Botoxed lips He might win all his races And eat his share of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2023\/07\/lady-man\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[344,25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-59267","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abandonment","category-ethereal-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59267","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=59267"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59267\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":59269,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59267\/revisions\/59269"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=59267"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=59267"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=59267"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}