{"id":59228,"date":"2023-07-11T11:56:12","date_gmt":"2023-07-11T11:56:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=59228"},"modified":"2023-07-11T11:56:12","modified_gmt":"2023-07-11T11:56:12","slug":"fatties-keep-off-ponies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2023\/07\/fatties-keep-off-ponies\/","title":{"rendered":"Fatties keep off ponies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A bloody great arse<br \/>\nAnd a bloody great gut<br \/>\nShe sits on a pony<br \/>\nIt\u2019s open and shut<br \/>\nShe is unfeeling uncaring and she<br \/>\nShould get off and walk<br \/>\nAnd do it\u2019s now actually<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A bloody great arse And a bloody great gut She sits on a pony It\u2019s open and shut She is unfeeling uncaring and she Should get off and walk And do it\u2019s now actually<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[344,173,110],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-59228","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abandonment","category-activism","category-horses"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59228","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=59228"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59228\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":59229,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59228\/revisions\/59229"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=59228"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=59228"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=59228"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}