{"id":58528,"date":"2023-06-03T11:27:29","date_gmt":"2023-06-03T11:27:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=58528"},"modified":"2023-06-03T11:27:29","modified_gmt":"2023-06-03T11:27:29","slug":"the-jokes-on-us","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2023\/06\/the-jokes-on-us\/","title":{"rendered":"The joke\u2019s on us"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dogs I think some realise<br \/>\nSome care and some are daf\u2019t<br \/>\nThey have a laugh at our expense<br \/>\nExcuses a wide draft<br \/>\nPretend to get stuck in a fence<br \/>\nAnd see what happens they<br \/>\nWait until the rescue comes<br \/>\nAnd then just walk away<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dogs I think some realise Some care and some are daf\u2019t They have a laugh at our expense Excuses a wide draft Pretend to get stuck in a fence And see what happens they Wait until the rescue comes And &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2023\/06\/the-jokes-on-us\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[344,173,107],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-58528","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abandonment","category-activism","category-dogs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58528","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=58528"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58528\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":58529,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58528\/revisions\/58529"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=58528"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=58528"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=58528"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}