{"id":57864,"date":"2023-04-30T13:28:08","date_gmt":"2023-04-30T13:28:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=57864"},"modified":"2023-04-30T13:28:08","modified_gmt":"2023-04-30T13:28:08","slug":"elephants-power-over-a-lousy-trainer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2023\/04\/elephants-power-over-a-lousy-trainer\/","title":{"rendered":"Elephants power over a lousy trainer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Made to stand on his head<br \/>\nWith a whip in his hand<br \/>\nA minuscule  trainer<br \/>\nWho can\u2019t understand<br \/>\nAn elephants power<br \/>\nAn elephants pride<br \/>\nTo stand on his head<br \/>\nDeep down inside<br \/>\nThe trainer an arse ole<br \/>\nThe trainer a fool<br \/>\nWhat the elephant did<br \/>\nWas Be aloof to it all <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Made to stand on his head With a whip in his hand A minuscule trainer Who can\u2019t understand An elephants power An elephants pride To stand on his head Deep down inside The trainer an arse ole The trainer a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2023\/04\/elephants-power-over-a-lousy-trainer\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[344,136,97],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-57864","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abandonment","category-circus","category-elephants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57864","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=57864"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57864\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":57865,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57864\/revisions\/57865"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=57864"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=57864"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=57864"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}