{"id":57756,"date":"2023-04-20T16:10:14","date_gmt":"2023-04-20T16:10:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=57756"},"modified":"2023-04-20T16:10:48","modified_gmt":"2023-04-20T16:10:48","slug":"short-rap-about-elephant-trainer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2023\/04\/short-rap-about-elephant-trainer\/","title":{"rendered":"Short rap about Elephant trainer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pot bellied trainer<br \/>\nBrain dead arse<br \/>\nUsing cruelty<br \/>\nWhich does not pass<br \/>\nMy scrutiny ever<br \/>\nI feel his pain<br \/>\nStretching the ligaments<br \/>\nHe ought refrain<br \/>\nBut being tortured<br \/>\nPoor Ele<br \/>\nHe<br \/>\nDoes whats expected<br \/>\nSo painfully.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pot bellied trainer Brain dead arse Using cruelty Which does not pass My scrutiny ever I feel his pain Stretching the ligaments He ought refrain But being tortured Poor Ele He Does whats expected So painfully.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[344,173,136,97],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-57756","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abandonment","category-activism","category-circus","category-elephants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57756","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=57756"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57756\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":57758,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57756\/revisions\/57758"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=57756"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=57756"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=57756"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}