{"id":56993,"date":"2022-12-23T09:00:58","date_gmt":"2022-12-23T09:00:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=56993"},"modified":"2022-12-23T09:02:02","modified_gmt":"2022-12-23T09:02:02","slug":"crimbo-shopping","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2022\/12\/crimbo-shopping\/","title":{"rendered":"Crimbo shopping"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The day before Christmas<\/p>\n<p>Pissing with rain<br \/>\nStrikes every which way<br \/>\nBritain\u2019s insane<br \/>\nWent into waitrose some chicken to buy<br \/>\nFor  my little cat<br \/>\nWho loves it and it\u2019s why<br \/>\nI parked at blue badge<br \/>\nThe queue stretched so far<br \/>\nCan I push in I said<br \/>\nAgain not the star<br \/>\nGrumbles and moaning<br \/>\nPeople don\u2019t care<br \/>\nIt was like a big jumble sale<br \/>\nSome even swear<\/p>\n<p>So called rich buggers<br \/>\nEmpathy free<br \/>\nThey become lessers soulless<br \/>\nIf you ask me<br \/>\nWith food banks and the homeless<br \/>\nIn berko Town<br \/>\nTo get what they want<br \/>\nThey will just push you down,ramming their trolley<br \/>\nWith glazed  over eyes<br \/>\nChristmas in Berkhamsted<br \/>\nso I in fact  no surprise.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The day before Christmas Pissing with rain Strikes every which way Britain\u2019s insane Went into waitrose some chicken to buy For my little cat Who loves it and it\u2019s why I parked at blue badge The queue stretched so far &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2022\/12\/crimbo-shopping\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[344,173],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-56993","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abandonment","category-activism"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56993","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=56993"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56993\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":56995,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56993\/revisions\/56995"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=56993"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=56993"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=56993"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}