{"id":56729,"date":"2022-11-26T04:13:27","date_gmt":"2022-11-26T04:13:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=56729"},"modified":"2022-11-26T04:13:27","modified_gmt":"2022-11-26T04:13:27","slug":"an-average-trees-lamentation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2022\/11\/an-average-trees-lamentation\/","title":{"rendered":"An average tree\u2019s lamentation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How did that trunk feel sliding<br \/>\nInto your back passage<br \/>\nYou totally arrogant bunch of hell raisers<br \/>\nThe glee on your faces until that point<br \/>\nWhen the great tree tipped forward<br \/>\nAnd the undergrowth became<br \/>\nTheir reality<br \/>\nThat instant agony shared by those of<br \/>\nSiding with the great tree.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How did that trunk feel sliding Into your back passage You totally arrogant bunch of hell raisers The glee on your faces until that point When the great tree tipped forward And the undergrowth became Their reality That instant agony &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2022\/11\/an-average-trees-lamentation\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[344,173,258,249,274,165,363],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-56729","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abandonment","category-activism","category-trees-that-i-am-close-to","category-trees","category-trees-our-silent-friends","category-war-zones","category-wildness-is-our-friend"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56729","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=56729"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56729\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":56730,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56729\/revisions\/56730"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=56729"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=56729"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=56729"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}