{"id":567,"date":"2011-12-18T21:57:26","date_gmt":"2011-12-18T21:57:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=567"},"modified":"2011-12-18T21:57:26","modified_gmt":"2011-12-18T21:57:26","slug":"candiro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2011\/12\/candiro\/","title":{"rendered":"Candiro"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Peeing in the Amazon<br \/>\n<!--more-->is not a good idea<br \/>\nBest pee in your pants<br \/>\nAt least there&#8217;s less to fear<br \/>\nCandiro fish are sensitive<br \/>\nto the smell of fish urea<br \/>\nAnd Human Urine has a similar pong<br \/>\nor so I hear<br \/>\nSo whilst your thus relieving<br \/>\nyourself what it might do<br \/>\nIs swim right up your penis<br \/>\nand on the inside chew<br \/>\nThats pretty blooming painful<br \/>\nSo please be warned therefore<br \/>\nAnd this cautionary lttle tale of mine<br \/>\nPlease do not ignore<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>peeing in the amazon or the Napo can be a very painful experience <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2011\/12\/candiro\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-567","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-poems","category-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/567","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=567"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/567\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":568,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/567\/revisions\/568"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=567"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=567"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=567"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}