My tool shed imagines<\/p>\n
that it thinks he’s \u00a0a \u00a0bird<\/p>\n
something big and flighty<\/p>\n
i know it sounds absurd<\/p>\n
gusting on the thermals<\/p>\n
lifting with a sound<\/p>\n
wrenching with a whamming<\/p>\n
a discordant \u00a0scraping bound<\/p>\n
Wrenching out the bean poles<\/p>\n
and then a right old bang<\/p>\n
creaky, crikey gruff and husky<\/p>\n
A howling baying windy twang<\/p>\n
a clamour and a snorting grunt<\/p>\n
suddenly it flew a way just a bit \u00a0in front<\/p>\n
rolling as they do<\/p>\n
shovels falling out the door<\/p>\n
i asked the workman from next door<\/p>\n
could they help as it blew away<\/p>\n
and smashed the bean sticks \u00a0which put pay<\/p>\n
to the runner beans, \u00a0 that apparently<\/p>\n
will produce a lots<\/p>\n
but it seems to me<\/p>\n
seeing a shed fly past one’s door<\/p>\n
really is outside the \u00a0law<\/p>\n
act of god or act of wind<\/p>\n
wondering where it is destined<\/p>\n
over the neighbours fence perhaps<\/p>\n
or into his ferrari \u00a0come on chaps<\/p>\n
what am i going to do<\/p>\n
deny its mine and if its a loo.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
My tool shed imagines that it thinks he’s \u00a0a \u00a0bird something big and flighty i know it sounds absurd gusting on the thermals lifting with a sound wrenching with a whamming a discordant \u00a0scraping bound Wrenching out the bean poles … Continue reading