{"id":52027,"date":"2021-10-14T21:28:27","date_gmt":"2021-10-14T21:28:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=52027"},"modified":"2021-10-14T21:34:29","modified_gmt":"2021-10-14T21:34:29","slug":"logging-on-turtle-style","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2021\/10\/logging-on-turtle-style\/","title":{"rendered":"Logging on turtle style"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Rainforests have an inclination<\/p>\n<p>in their title that helps us to<\/p>\n<p>understand the circumstances<\/p>\n<p>how it rains and what you do<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>if you happen to be a creature<\/p>\n<p>living on the litter floor<\/p>\n<p>suffering the vagaries of flooding<\/p>\n<p>and to know what for<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>as the rivulets are widened<\/p>\n<p>turtles get the chance to swim<\/p>\n<p>and all the while looking for logs<\/p>\n<p>to sun themselves and to stay trim<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>one after another sun bathing there<\/p>\n<p>size is important when logging on<\/p>\n<p>if you are tiny then you are gone<\/p>\n<p>the bigger turtles they are such bullies<\/p>\n<p>they use their bulk and knock you off<\/p>\n<p>in the sunshine you can see them<\/p>\n<p>and can hear them forced to cough<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>a sadness comes to tiny bodies<\/p>\n<p>tearful eyes attract those who<\/p>\n<p>male butterflies \u00a0who steal their tears<\/p>\n<p>and save them thats what what they like to do<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>turtle tears are a rare commodity<\/p>\n<p>butterfly ladies love them so<\/p>\n<p>apparently its \u00a0an aphrodisiac<\/p>\n<p>which not a lot of people know<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>logging on thus its exciting<\/p>\n<p>you learn to grab the log and stay<\/p>\n<p>theres nothing worse than being dumped off<\/p>\n<p>but with training you can stay on all day.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rainforests have an inclination in their title that helps us to understand the circumstances how it rains and what you do &nbsp; if you happen to be a creature living on the litter floor suffering the vagaries of flooding and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2021\/10\/logging-on-turtle-style\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[316,157,363],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-52027","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-forests-and-wild-places","category-turtles","category-wildness-is-our-friend"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52027","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=52027"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52027\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":52031,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52027\/revisions\/52031"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=52027"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=52027"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=52027"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}