{"id":51901,"date":"2021-09-30T15:55:31","date_gmt":"2021-09-30T15:55:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=51901"},"modified":"2021-09-30T15:59:08","modified_gmt":"2021-09-30T15:59:08","slug":"vegan-faux-gras","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2021\/09\/vegan-faux-gras\/","title":{"rendered":"Vegan Faux Gras"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>He saw the light<\/p>\n<p>Of warriors fighting fifty years<\/p>\n<p>A lot of \u00a0pounding pavements<\/p>\n<p>sore backs lots of tears<\/p>\n<p>thousands and thousands of poems<\/p>\n<p>threats from the food trade<\/p>\n<p>Threats from the meat trade \u00a0mob<\/p>\n<p>on our backs they have laid<\/p>\n<p>vast amounts of clutter<\/p>\n<p>Let me mutter as I rest<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>it took the foie gras warriors<\/p>\n<p>who visited his place<\/p>\n<p>Struck hard at his takings<\/p>\n<p>Which to \u00a0them was a disgrace<\/p>\n<p>torture causing vile disease<\/p>\n<p>and flogging it to death<\/p>\n<p>Selling it \u00a0to his punters<\/p>\n<p>can you hear the choking breath<\/p>\n<p>of the geese and \u00a0ducks<\/p>\n<p>their livers swollen ten times<\/p>\n<p>greater than<\/p>\n<p>god in all his wisdom<\/p>\n<p>who hadn\u2019t produced a plan<\/p>\n<p>It had fallen to the Chef brigade<\/p>\n<p>the farmers and the rest<\/p>\n<p>the torturers,the murderers<\/p>\n<p>who did their work with zest<\/p>\n<p>who took these beautiful water birds<\/p>\n<p>webbed feet for the age<\/p>\n<p>and took away the water<\/p>\n<p>and thrust them in a cage<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>squawking their dear heads off<\/p>\n<p>uncomfortable as hell<\/p>\n<p>stuffed corn balls down their poor young throats<\/p>\n<p>making their livers swell<\/p>\n<p>liverish and sickly<\/p>\n<p>painful throats as well<\/p>\n<p>the meat trade know the secrets<\/p>\n<p>of giving angels HELL!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>the chefs went on with serving<\/p>\n<p>the protestors did their \u00a0thing<\/p>\n<p>waves and waves pounded the streets<\/p>\n<p>trying hard to bring<\/p>\n<p>the consciousness much higher<\/p>\n<p>to reach the cheffy mob<\/p>\n<p>good at charging massive bills<\/p>\n<p>and, parading their gob<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>now we hear the chef has changed<\/p>\n<p>actually seen the light<\/p>\n<p>shame it was \u00a0the protestors<\/p>\n<p>who brought to you their fight<\/p>\n<p>Rolling \u00a0in the profit<\/p>\n<p>no prophets then around<\/p>\n<p>the vegan warriors carried on<\/p>\n<p>pounding the hard ground<\/p>\n<p>moved along by coppers<\/p>\n<p>shouted at by those<\/p>\n<p>Chicken and duck eaters<\/p>\n<p>For foie gras it did pose<\/p>\n<p>quite a frustrating story<\/p>\n<p>but foie gras was still sold<\/p>\n<p>and now there is vegan faux gras<\/p>\n<p>a philosophy so bold<\/p>\n<p>Gauthier Soho is now vegan<\/p>\n<p>bandwagon trading they<\/p>\n<p>have seen the light and are carrying it<\/p>\n<p>they know it is \u00a0the way<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>no misinterpretation<\/p>\n<p>the geese and ducks<\/p>\n<p>will quack<\/p>\n<p>why your lack of \u00a0pity<\/p>\n<p>your hardness of heart<\/p>\n<p>all those throats made sore by metal tubes<\/p>\n<p>right from the start<\/p>\n<p>callous persecuting<\/p>\n<p>remorseless unrelenting<\/p>\n<p>Rigour and intolerance<\/p>\n<p>and spleens Yes they were venting<\/p>\n<p>It took \u00a0a heap of \u00a0suffering<\/p>\n<p>lamenting day and night<\/p>\n<p>our gratitude is with protestors<\/p>\n<p>the vegans they were right<\/p>\n<p>and now the chefs are changing tune<\/p>\n<p>admitting they were wrong<\/p>\n<p>the irreverence for table \u00a0birds<\/p>\n<p>Just does not belong<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>anywhere anymore<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He saw the light Of warriors fighting fifty years A lot of \u00a0pounding pavements sore backs lots of tears thousands and thousands of poems threats from the food trade Threats from the meat trade \u00a0mob on our backs they have &hellip; 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