Fortnum & Mason
\nFrom Piccadilly
\nServing the Royals
\nRoyal Crest aNd all
\nAll of that suffering
\nAnd that lamentation
\nA waking nightmare
\nAn afflicted creation<\/p>\n
All of the protests
\nFor all of the years
\nDressed up as Geese
\nCrying real tears
\nMartyrdom fretting remorse regret
\nAngst ridden long suffering
\nDown trodden debt<\/p>\n
The poor ducks and geese
\nBlood spattered were they
\nSo heavy laden couldn\u2019t fly away
\nMaltreated and anxious and loaded with woe
\nFatigued and haggard
\nAnd forever low<\/p>\n
God help foie gras makers
\nAnd Sellers for they
\nHave sold the disease
\nNow everyday
\nCholesterol rampant
\nAgony too
\nFortnum and Mason
\nWhat did you do.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Fortnum & Mason From Piccadilly Serving the Royals Royal Crest aNd all All of that suffering And that lamentation A waking nightmare An afflicted creation All of the protests For all of the years Dressed up as Geese Crying real … Continue reading