{"id":4907,"date":"2013-01-08T14:49:51","date_gmt":"2013-01-08T14:49:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=4907"},"modified":"2013-03-19T19:47:06","modified_gmt":"2013-03-19T19:47:06","slug":"warrioresque-and-practicality-for-men","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2013\/01\/warrioresque-and-practicality-for-men\/","title":{"rendered":"Warrioresque and practicality for men"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In a relationship<br \/>\nwith a warrioresque<br \/>\nmy advice to you<br \/>\nis listen<br \/>\ntake it in<br \/>\nand act on it<br \/>\nmy view<br \/>\nmost blokes<br \/>\nnever contemplate<br \/>\nin their own little<br \/>\nworld<br \/>\nof everything I do is right<br \/>\nthen suddenly they&#8217;re hurled<br \/>\ninto a world of panic<br \/>\nconfusion and the rest<br \/>\nif they had listened to the other<br \/>\nhalf<br \/>\nthat would have been best<br \/>\nand then it wouldn&#8217;t have<br \/>\nhappened<br \/>\neverything would be<br \/>\nas right as rain<br \/>\nthe window pane<br \/>\nwould be dry<br \/>\nand we could see<br \/>\nwomen know the score<br \/>\nbefore it happens<br \/>\nthey&#8217;ve been there<br \/>\nseen it, done it<br \/>\nyea they know<br \/>\nthey have judgement<br \/>\nbased on practicality<br \/>\nit works for them<br \/>\nso why is it a blow<br \/>\nwhen I didn&#8217;t listen<br \/>\nas I should have done<br \/>\nI reversed into a bus<br \/>\nyou see not that much fun<br \/>\nanother time<br \/>\nI wasted hours<br \/>\nand lost a lot of sweat<br \/>\nif I had only listened<br \/>\nthings would have been set<br \/>\nfair instead I didn&#8217;t<br \/>\nand I paid the price<br \/>\nso now when I am told do<br \/>\nit<br \/>\nI do it<br \/>\nin a trice<br \/>\nthe way she says to do it<br \/>\nI never change the rules<br \/>\nit makes no sense to do that<br \/>\nits behaviour for the fools<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A short study in female logic <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2013\/01\/warrioresque-and-practicality-for-men\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[109],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4907","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-womens-issues"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4907","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4907"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4907\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6762,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4907\/revisions\/6762"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4907"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4907"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4907"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}