{"id":4898,"date":"2013-01-08T11:38:17","date_gmt":"2013-01-08T11:38:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=4898"},"modified":"2013-03-19T19:48:06","modified_gmt":"2013-03-19T19:48:06","slug":"one-day-the-hunters-will-get-their-come-uppence","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2013\/01\/one-day-the-hunters-will-get-their-come-uppence\/","title":{"rendered":"One day the hunters will get their come uppence it might take a long time but it will happen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Hunting with the judge&#8221;<br \/>\nemblazoned on his shirt<br \/>\nand a lioness and him<br \/>\nas one with the dirt<\/p>\n<p>a blue sky above<br \/>\nsome dry golden scrub<br \/>\nand a bow by his side<br \/>\nand here comes the rub<\/p>\n<p>the lioness is dead<br \/>\nher eyes lost for sure<br \/>\nsprawled in a heap<br \/>\na victim of war?<\/p>\n<p>no! just a hunter<br \/>\nthe  scarier souls<br \/>\nbehind that crossbow<br \/>\nhe acts out the roles<\/p>\n<p>this wild soul<br \/>\ndespatched to the place<br \/>\nwe all know<br \/>\nthe final place<br \/>\nwhere all of us go<\/p>\n<p>these profile pictures<br \/>\nbring tears to my eyes<br \/>\nbold these sad people<br \/>\nthey don&#8217;t realise<\/p>\n<p>the price all are paying<br \/>\nfor their bit of fun<br \/>\ntheir selfish reason<br \/>\nout in the sun<\/p>\n<p>a dusty old photo<br \/>\nin some dusty tome<br \/>\nthat nobody looks at<br \/>\nin the retirement home<\/p>\n<p>no one remembers<br \/>\nthe bold hunter who<br \/>\ncan&#8217;t find his penis<br \/>\nor tie up his shoe<\/p>\n<p>but everyone seeing the<br \/>\nlion cold stone dead<br \/>\nhas that poor soul<br \/>\nstill running around<br \/>\nin their head<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hunter man listen  you might just learn something <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2013\/01\/one-day-the-hunters-will-get-their-come-uppence\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[102],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4898","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hunting-and-poaching-includes-canned-hunts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4898","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4898"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4898\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6763,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4898\/revisions\/6763"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4898"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4898"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4898"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}