This isn’t Korea, China Oh!
\nNo
\nits Switzerland
\nwhere all of us go
\nRotweiler dogs in Switzerland sell
\nnot to walk up the mountains
\nbut take them to Hell
\nkill them and eat them
\nthat’s what some Swiss do
\nin their land of snow
\nbreed them to stew
\nthe alpine brigade
\nseems with their lemonade
\nlike Rotweiler steaks
\nand its law
\nas long as they’re killed
\nand not tortured its fine
\ncats and dogs
\neaten
\nit makes their sun shine
\nand cats pelts for bedspreads
\nits seems that the Swiss
\nare as cruel as can be
\nand from now on I’ll miss
\nSwitzerland
\nI won’t go there any more
\ntheir alpine air
\nI’ll have to ignore
\nIsn’t amazing we knew of Korea
\nBut Switzerland
\nBlimey its just far too near
\nthey have enough food there
\nthey have enough dosh
\nwhy eat Rotweiler and cats
\nif they nosh
\nsuch animals really
\nI do have to say
\nSorry Alpiners you have had your day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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