{"id":47873,"date":"2020-09-22T00:21:03","date_gmt":"2020-09-22T00:21:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=47873"},"modified":"2020-09-22T01:08:44","modified_gmt":"2020-09-22T01:08:44","slug":"wousers-and-my-various-mothers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2020\/09\/wousers-and-my-various-mothers\/","title":{"rendered":"Wousers and my various mothers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have had a wealth of mothers<br \/>\nOf the human kind<br \/>\nI was the famous waitrose cat<br \/>\nWhich kind of blew my mind<br \/>\nI lived in Berkhamsted<br \/>\nAnd walked there everyday<br \/>\nAcross the main Road down the hill<br \/>\nI did that come what may<br \/>\nEveryday i dodged the cars<br \/>\nAnd These Berkhamsted people they<br \/>\nAre a bunch of snobs some of them<br \/>\nFighting all the way<br \/>\nReversing Speeding in the car park<br \/>\nEvery single one<br \/>\nI Had to have my wits about me<br \/>\nWhen the day was done<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes the dragon goddess<br \/>\nCame in her black soul<br \/>\nShe didnt come that often<br \/>\nShe hastened to take the role<br \/>\nOf smiling at me and chatting to me<br \/>\nIn her friendly way<br \/>\nAnd given  the chance only needing one<br \/>\nI jumped into her car that day<\/p>\n<p>And I never looked back<br \/>\nAdoption, she was my, queen of the night<br \/>\nI needed to be with her always<br \/>\nI knew in my heart it was right<br \/>\nShe Had a dragon motif<br \/>\nA mythical creature and she<br \/>\nTook me back to her  castle<br \/>\nAnd ever since then I can see<\/p>\n<p>Her beautiful wonderful garden<br \/>\nBushes and trees everywhere<br \/>\nWousers and wabbits to chase every moment<br \/>\nAnd Ofcourse all the wonderful air<br \/>\nThe fields at the back<br \/>\nFull of dreamies butterflies dragonflies, they<br \/>\nParadise she brought me fortune and wealth<br \/>\nAnd her beautiful self everyday<\/p>\n<p>I am in love with her being<br \/>\nHer castle is  beautiful too<br \/>\nI take live wousers the rebel rousers<br \/>\nInto the house yes I do<br \/>\ni know  that she loves them<br \/>\nFor she never shouts<br \/>\nNever jumps  up and down not a bit<br \/>\nThere are live ones upstairs and Live ones down stairs<br \/>\nAnd nobody Having a fit<\/p>\n<p>She is thoughtful buying me chicken<br \/>\nNot cow beef not lamb and not hog<br \/>\nShe feels its  more natural for me to catch chicken<br \/>\nAnd every day we go for a jog<br \/>\nUp in the fields and she chats to me<br \/>\nShe cares and if doggies come by<br \/>\nShe is quick to pick me up and give me love<br \/>\nWhich gentle folks is now why<\/p>\n<p>I just love  to be here close by her side<br \/>\nSmelling her perfume trying to hide<br \/>\nIn her breath in her arms as Close as can be<br \/>\nHearing her heart beat when she\u2019s close to me<br \/>\nWatching her read and watch the TV<br \/>\nWatching her smile and sometimes I see<br \/>\nA tear or two running down her soft cheek<br \/>\nShe\u2019s a sensitive soul Just trying  to eke<br \/>\nA degree of existence from her castle to where<br \/>\nthat poet  comes sometimes with his beard and his hair<\/p>\n<p>He seems to like Mummy he is gentle and kind<br \/>\nHe helps with the paperwork thats what I find<br \/>\nIt seems he has pain  and walks with extra legs<br \/>\nAnd be doesn\u2019t eat meat or drink milk or eat eggs<br \/>\nBut they seem to get on he comes here by car<br \/>\nAnd I quite like  him he doesn\u2019t come far<br \/>\nHe comes from outside the dangerous place<br \/>\nout of  bounds to me where I musn\u2019t chase<\/p>\n<p>I watch his eyes and his wrinkled brow<br \/>\nI think he loves coming like me he knows how<br \/>\nLovely mummy is and How caring too<br \/>\nIts good they are friends  and do what Friends do<br \/>\nI hear he\u2019s a writer and acts as my scribe<br \/>\nHe listens to me and helps me imbibe<br \/>\nMy thoughts through to him<br \/>\nWhich he writes down in rhyme<br \/>\nAnd presents them to mummy<br \/>\nTime after time<\/p>\n<p>So you see it is  good  when he comes<br \/>\nFor he writes my thoughts down and its true<br \/>\nI have some<br \/>\nAnd its good we communicate  good that she knows<br \/>\nHow much I love  to be here  at her toes<br \/>\nShe has given me a cupboard in the kitchen<br \/>\nAnd there<br \/>\nAre my fishy biscuits yes I am aware<br \/>\nLuca\u2019s upstairs and plays with me too<br \/>\nSo i live in a castle with just these two<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have had a wealth of mothers Of the human kind I was the famous waitrose cat Which kind of blew my mind I lived in Berkhamsted And walked there everyday Across the main Road down the hill I did &hellip; 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