{"id":47652,"date":"2020-09-07T11:59:16","date_gmt":"2020-09-07T11:59:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=47652"},"modified":"2020-09-07T11:59:16","modified_gmt":"2020-09-07T11:59:16","slug":"killer-safari%e2%80%99s","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2020\/09\/killer-safari%e2%80%99s\/","title":{"rendered":"Killer Safari\u2019s"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Fancy killing animals<br \/>\nA profession some do say<br \/>\nEncouraging the low life<br \/>\nTo come on holiday<br \/>\nNot to just see Africa<br \/>\nBut to murder the wild souls<br \/>\nThe Big five and the rest of them<br \/>\nIf these are your goals<br \/>\nIn life<br \/>\nObnoxiousness and pain<br \/>\nBeing hurtful being harming<br \/>\nMaltreatment and disdain<br \/>\nCringeworthy and wretched<br \/>\nFor buttock-clenching gain<br \/>\nA massive black maned Lion<br \/>\nA Rhino with his horn<br \/>\nAn elephant the greatest of the pachyderms<br \/>\nAll torn<br \/>\nFrom their African heartland<br \/>\nTo be shy and killed and stuffed<br \/>\nAnd shipped back to the motherland<br \/>\nThe hunter feeling chuffed<\/p>\n<p>Around the LIMPOPO<br \/>\nMurder is the  cry<br \/>\nFancy housing killers<br \/>\nWho want animals to die<br \/>\nBefore their term<br \/>\nIn their gifted place<br \/>\nWhere got put them and we<br \/>\nEncourage teachers vile dopey arses<br \/>\nTo shoot them down and be<\/p>\n<p>High fiving the canned hunting tribe<br \/>\nOf spiteful rotten blokes<br \/>\nContemtible the deplorable<br \/>\nTelling their rotten jokes<br \/>\nsitting around the camp fire<br \/>\nguzzlibg cold beer<br \/>\nBuggering up their kidneys<br \/>\nWith tension and with fear<\/p>\n<p>All these sicko safari\u2019s<br \/>\nOught to be closed down<br \/>\nThey are debasing all that\u2019s good in life<br \/>\nFor some life is in vain<br \/>\nWanting the unskillful<br \/>\nTo pay big bucks so they<br \/>\nCan be hoodwinked by you lot<br \/>\nTo have a happy day<\/p>\n<p>The artless homespun heroes<br \/>\nWho cannot fire a gun<br \/>\nThey come out to Africa<br \/>\nShooting in the sun<br \/>\nThey want to bag big LION<br \/>\nAnd take away its mane<br \/>\nMurder one so special<br \/>\nSomeone who would drain<\/p>\n<p>The life force<br \/>\nFrom this great land<br \/>\nA giraffe or two<br \/>\nThe meat can feed the locals<br \/>\nThe lion bones feed the crew<br \/>\nShip them out to the Far East<br \/>\nMake a killing there<br \/>\nThe Chinese pay a fortune<br \/>\nAnd no seems to Clare<\/p>\n<p>Shut down all these safari\u2019s<br \/>\nThey are crippling the land<br \/>\nThreatening and saturating<br \/>\nAnd they don\u2019t understand<br \/>\nExtinction it is coming<br \/>\nThe countryside will die<br \/>\nIf there are no animals<br \/>\nUnderneath the sky<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fancy killing animals A profession some do say Encouraging the low life To come on holiday Not to just see Africa But to murder the wild souls The Big five and the rest of them If these are your goals &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2020\/09\/killer-safari%e2%80%99s\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[344,173,194,216,102,123],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-47652","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abandonment","category-activism","category-africa","category-animal-sacrifice","category-hunting-and-poaching-includes-canned-hunts","category-lions"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47652","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=47652"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47652\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":47653,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47652\/revisions\/47653"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=47652"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=47652"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=47652"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}