{"id":47293,"date":"2020-08-14T21:36:56","date_gmt":"2020-08-14T21:36:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=47293"},"modified":"2020-08-14T21:54:43","modified_gmt":"2020-08-14T21:54:43","slug":"seal-lingo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2020\/08\/seal-lingo\/","title":{"rendered":"Seal lingo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am into speaking SEAL<br \/>\nAnd was perturbEd the other day<br \/>\nWhen I came across my brothers<br \/>\nAnd sisters and really they<br \/>\nWere slaving in MOUNT MOSAN<br \/>\nFor some measly frozen fish<br \/>\nCheap labour<br \/>\nThey were employing slaves<br \/>\nAnd I heard them wish<\/p>\n<p>For humans to be sensible<br \/>\nThe vulgarity<br \/>\nOf making them tow children<br \/>\nOn the pool<br \/>\nJust how discriminatory<br \/>\nTugging all 3 children<br \/>\nIn a dinghy they<br \/>\nWere suffering from aches and pains<br \/>\nThat\u2019s what they tried to say<\/p>\n<p>And the more they hollered<br \/>\nThe more they have to be<br \/>\nStruggling &#038;in Belgium<br \/>\nThe EU tragically<br \/>\nThinks it is a good idea<br \/>\nTo put the seals to work<br \/>\nA Rope is tied around their necks<br \/>\nAnd when the children jerk<br \/>\nAbout it\u2019s hopeless<br \/>\nWhen they want it to stop<br \/>\nThe problem being nobody speaks seal<br \/>\nIt\u2019s at the top<br \/>\nOf my linguistic potential<br \/>\nSo get to grips you lot<br \/>\nDon\u2019t go for rides in that sad place<br \/>\nEspecially when it\u2019s hot<\/p>\n<p>We live abroad in icy places<br \/>\nSo in this Belgian heat<br \/>\nWe suffer like the clappers<br \/>\nJust because some elite<br \/>\nCEO thinks it will do<br \/>\nTo earn some extra dough<br \/>\nAt our expense it\u2019s up to you<br \/>\nTell the punters not to go.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am into speaking SEAL And was perturbEd the other day When I came across my brothers And sisters and really they Were slaving in MOUNT MOSAN For some measly frozen fish Cheap labour They were employing slaves And I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2020\/08\/seal-lingo\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[344,173,340,111],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-47293","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abandonment","category-activism","category-captivity","category-seals"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47293","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=47293"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47293\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":47295,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47293\/revisions\/47295"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=47293"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=47293"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=47293"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}