The idiots are at it
\nIf only they could fly
\nAnd were our size we could dive bomb them
\nI know I bloody try
\nThey must think we are stupid
\nShooting from those hides
\nLaying decoys about the place
\nAnd auto risers rides
\n\u201cPigeons extremes\u201d and \u201cblack gold\u201d
\nThat is what they do<\/p>\n
One fat gut has Perazzi
\nThat\u2019s an Italian gun
\nThe factory is in Brescia
\nCorona is there\u2019s so no fun
\nSo production will be ceasing
\nWhich is good I have to say
\nBeing a crow in Sussex
\nThe farmers make us pay<\/p>\n
The Wheat and beans we are after
\nOn fields the drills we go
\nof course they bloody shoot us
\nIt\u2019s fun for them we know
\nBut we are already up against
\nThe shotguns everywhere
\nThe govt are after us
\nAnd shooters are aware<\/p>\n
A wild bird in The British isles
\nHas its work cut out to be
\nFlying in the bloody sky
\nAnd not get shot instantly
\nThese shooters trigger happy
\nCartridges and all
\nWe have to be much cleverer
\nPerhaps pretend to fall
\nPretend we have been shot
\nAnd just fall down to the ground
\nAnd when they are not looking
\nGet up and fly, I\u2019ve found
\nMaybe thats an answer maybe we can win
\nIf they waste their cartridges
\nIt won\u2019t be worth the spin<\/p>\n
Corvidae around the place
\nlets feed in the trees
\nKeep away from their bloody fields
\nThe shooters if you please
\nhave got sophistication
\nAnd heaps of pellets too
\nFiring shot about the place
\nWhich is what they like to do.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
The idiots are at it If only they could fly And were our size we could dive bomb them I know I bloody try They must think we are stupid Shooting from those hides Laying decoys about the place And … Continue reading