This is a poem written by the corvidae
\nAbout the human trash that resides in country areas
\nCarrying guns to kill rabbits.<\/p>\n
We have self awareness
\nAnd community groups too
\nWe recognise your faces
\nAnd we know then what to do
\nWe can communicate that to others
\nSo then everyone will know
\nIf you are one of the tossers
\nWho obstruct and try to show<\/p>\n
Us corvidae the rooks and crows
\nThat we are now fair game
\nShooters out there and others
\nApparently who claim
\nLicences for killing us
\nSo there\u2019s a bloody war
\nand anyone with a gun nowadays
\nCan take us out for sure<\/p>\n
Well that\u2019s not very friendly
\nAnd we are a community
\nEvery crow have every other crows back
\nSo you see
\nWe fly, and high we see and we
\nWatch the lot of you
\nThose friendly ones who feed us
\nAnd The others maybe, you<\/p>\n
Who would injure us bust our nests
\nOr steal an egg or two
\nOr if you think no one can see
\nCome and attack, you do
\nBut we are up to all this nonsense
\nAnd can fly away
\nAnd shit upon your car windscreens
\nAnd make you bastards pay<\/p>\n
The farms are so aggressive
\nShot guns everywhere
\nCatapults and air guns
\nAnd stones lobbed in the air
\nIts all around the countryside
\nThese days it\u2019s like a War
\nand we just have to retaliate
\nAnd give you back some more<\/p>\n
Remember BIRDS and psycho
\nWhen we come together
\nMost of you get frightened
\nWondering Just whether
\nWe can swoop in numbers
\nAnd, pluck out thee eyes
\nDon\u2019t ever put that past us
\nWe hate you fucking guys.<\/p>\n
We do have intelligence
\nBrain to body mass
\nWe are as clever as the great apes
\nSo don\u2019t expect an ASS
\nOur intelligence is closest
\nTo your intelligence and we
\nare ready to take you all on
\nWe are ready actually<\/p>\n
And now the licences issued
\nAnd some are on our case
\nCrows ROOKS magpies jays
\nAnd carrion crows must face
\nThe consequences clearly
\nOf drunken idiots who
\nCan hardly lift a shot gun
\nBut still use them and they do<\/p>\n
On farmland we are careful
\nOn public streets we know
\nWe normally sit up on the rooves
\nOur guards fly too and fro
\nWe always have our sentries
\nPosted everywhere
\nand have communication
\nSo your news we all can share<\/p>\n
Don\u2019t look upon us just as birds
\nWe have a vital place
\nWhatever your governmental crap believe
\nWe are on their case
\nWe play games we enjoy life
\nWe seek to live and we
\nare not prepared to lay down and die
\nAnd you heard that from me<\/p>\n
And that in fact is kosher
\nBelieve it best you do
\nComing after the corvidae
\nIs something you shouldn\u2019t do
\nThe farmers especially the dairy boys
\nThey are a bunch of pricks
\nNasty vile unfortunates
\nUp to all their tricks<\/p>\n
Cruelty to animals
\nHow the cows complain
\nWe get it when we visit
\nReally they are insane
\nThese are frantic females Suffering like hell
\nTheir calves Re killed in front of them
\nWe feel for them and tell
\nAll the wild souls everywhere
\nTrying to raise their plight
\nJust flying over a dairy farm
\nGives us all a fright<\/p>\n
The sadness is the public
\nThat\u2019s people and maybe you
\nYou don\u2019t realise your freedom
\nIs going god it\u2019s true
\nThe animals are suffering
\nIt\u2019s a camp for evil and
\nNow they are after us wild birds
\nRight across the land<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
This is a poem written by the corvidae About the human trash that resides in country areas Carrying guns to kill rabbits. We have self awareness And community groups too We recognise your faces And we know then what to … Continue reading