{"id":44865,"date":"2020-03-18T10:46:27","date_gmt":"2020-03-18T10:46:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=44865"},"modified":"2020-03-18T10:55:34","modified_gmt":"2020-03-18T10:55:34","slug":"druid-riders-in-the-sky","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2020\/03\/druid-riders-in-the-sky\/","title":{"rendered":"Druid riders in the sky"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Druid king and biker<br \/>\nFamous for his style<br \/>\nHis leathers and  his Harley<br \/>\nWas winning by a mile<br \/>\nHe had a go at riding<br \/>\nA rather feisty mare<br \/>\nHe didn\u2019t have  a saddle<br \/>\nDeciding to  go bare<\/p>\n<p>Security at Tesco<br \/>\nWe hear got rather miffed<br \/>\nSeeing cab a riding on their horse<br \/>\nDo you get my drift?<br \/>\nThe horse appeared to bolt<br \/>\nAt a rate of knots<br \/>\nCab fell off regrettably<br \/>\nAnd didn\u2019t like that\u2019s lots<br \/>\nin fact  his foot was caught<br \/>\nUp in the stirrups so he said<br \/>\nAnd he was dragged across the car park<br \/>\nThat\u2019s what we are led<br \/>\nTo believe it seems security<br \/>\nWas worried that he might<br \/>\nHave got up on their elephant<br \/>\nAnd actually taken flight<br \/>\nBut he only had a fifty piece<br \/>\nWhich lasted half an hour<br \/>\nIf he had put a pound coin in<br \/>\nHe might still be on there now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Druid king and biker Famous for his style His leathers and his Harley Was winning by a mile He had a go at riding A rather feisty mare He didn\u2019t have a saddle Deciding to go bare Security at &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2020\/03\/druid-riders-in-the-sky\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[200],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-44865","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-sabbats-and-the-old-craft"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44865","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44865"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44865\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44872,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44865\/revisions\/44872"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44865"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44865"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44865"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}