A pregnant women argued with her boyfriend
\nAnd so she
\nTook his puppy dog and baked it
\nDead regrettably
\nPlaced it in a baking tray
\nAt 300 C
\nShoved a chair against the door
\nAnd baked it
\nTragically<\/p>\n
of course the dog she murdered never stood a chance
\nTried to scratch itself out
\nBut couldn\u2019t it\u2019s death dance
\nRepeated it was horrific
\nShe then phoned her boy friend
\nYour dog is in the oven
\nWhich drove him around the bend<\/p>\n
Just imagine the argument
\nShe took out on his friend
\nPutting him through this agony
\nAnd she pregnant Too does it send
\nAlarm bells to the baby in her stomach
\nAnd minds eye
\nAnd at County the judge let her off
\nAnd she just walks
\nThough I ask why<\/p>\n
For the victim dies in agony
\nCooked to death so she
\nAnd her boyfriend argued
\nAnd she decides to get one on him and be
\nVile to his sweet pit bull
\nBake him in a pan
\nAnd Then just be acquitted
\nOf this judge I am no fan<\/p>\n
AMERICA SOMETIMES YOUR so called justice is plain shit<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A pregnant women argued with her boyfriend And so she Took his puppy dog and baked it Dead regrettably Placed it in a baking tray At 300 C Shoved a chair against the door And baked it Tragically of course … Continue reading