{"id":4445,"date":"2012-12-24T06:43:13","date_gmt":"2012-12-24T06:43:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=4445"},"modified":"2012-12-24T06:54:08","modified_gmt":"2012-12-24T06:54:08","slug":"im-glad-im-a-cat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2012\/12\/im-glad-im-a-cat\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m glad I&#8217;m a cat (at Christmas)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m a cat<br \/>\nand I live, in<br \/>\nthe Butchers shop<br \/>\nI stay out in the<br \/>\ncutting room, where I<br \/>\neat well, there is lots<br \/>\nof meat around the place<br \/>\nand at Christmas<br \/>\nI am lucky its my base<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sort of semi wild I am<br \/>\nfor no one really loves me<br \/>\npicks me up, or strokes me<br \/>\nthey often throw meat at me<br \/>\nSheep, Cows Pigs are<br \/>\nalways on the menu<br \/>\nthey come in from<br \/>\nSmithfield every week<br \/>\nChickens too are commonplace<br \/>\nBut Turkeys just at Christmas<br \/>\nthats the time really thats the peak<br \/>\n300 birds come in, and are hung up<br \/>\nin the shed<br \/>\nits times like these when<br \/>\nI&#8217;m glad I&#8217;m not a Turkey<br \/>\nfor if I was I know I<br \/>\nwould be dead<br \/>\nthe smell of rotting innards<br \/>\nis extraordinary<br \/>\nI hate it really, its the smell<br \/>\nof death<br \/>\nthe bone bins often are crawling with<br \/>\nmaggots<br \/>\nand when this happens<br \/>\nit really takes my breath<br \/>\naway,but still I count my lucky stars<br \/>\nat least<br \/>\nthe rats and mice<br \/>\nare fair game still for me<br \/>\nthey come around at night<br \/>\nwhen the snow has made it white<br \/>\nthat&#8217;s when I chase them off<br \/>\nnow constantly<br \/>\nI curl up in the cutting room<br \/>\nand sleep beneath the block<br \/>\nand so its fine<br \/>\nbut living in a death house<br \/>\nwith all the cutting instruments<br \/>\ndoes unlock<br \/>\na fear along the line<br \/>\nfor humans are a funny bunch<br \/>\nthough cats are pretty safe<br \/>\nits most unlikely we would be lunch<br \/>\nbut some will take a waif<br \/>\nVietnamese and Chinese sometimes<br \/>\nstripped of all my precious fur<br \/>\nand they&#8217;d watch me  just bleed out<br \/>\ntenderness or something<br \/>\nis what thats all about<br \/>\ntorture on a scale<br \/>\nof terrible I call it, I<br \/>\njust thinking of it turns me pale<br \/>\nI wouldn&#8217;t want to die<br \/>\nAll those handsome turkeys<br \/>\nhanging upside down<br \/>\ntheir necks and heads all droopy<br \/>\ntheir poor old feathered gown<br \/>\nis weeping, and is duller<br \/>\nthan it was when they came in<br \/>\nthis morning they will be prepared<br \/>\nOh God I&#8217;m in a spin<\/p>\n<p>all that life is wasted<br \/>\nthose spirits will they stay<br \/>\nin the shed or in the cutting room<br \/>\nwow such dismay<br \/>\nchickens, capons,geese and ducks<br \/>\ngammons, hams oh dear<br \/>\nChristmas is a time of death<br \/>\nand of torture, do you hear?<br \/>\nAnd I just sit here hopeful<br \/>\nthat I will get a treat<br \/>\na nice bit of cooked chicken<br \/>\nthat I do like to eat<br \/>\nsometimes the shop men<br \/>\ndo it, at least at Christmas Time<br \/>\nHow glad I am that I&#8217;m a cat<br \/>\nand able to write this  rhyme<\/p>\n<p>and if more of you were veggies<br \/>\nthen the torture and the death<br \/>\nthe vileness and the sadness<br \/>\nand the sickness in my breath<br \/>\ncould be forestalled or even better<br \/>\nstopped for that would be<br \/>\na much happier Christmas<br \/>\nfor the farming crowd, and me <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Cat story <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2012\/12\/im-glad-im-a-cat\/\">Continue reading <span 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