It happened in Kilmarnock
\nIn Scotland so I hear
\nA women fancied going away
\nBut she had a dog
\nIt was clear
\nShe couldn\u2019t take it away with her
\nSo what she decided to do
\nWas tape up its jaws
\nPut a cape on its head
\nAnd leave it to starve
\nThis is true<\/p>\n
No regrets
\nNot an ounce of remorse
\nFrom her soul
\nThe dog having nothing to eat
\nOr drink got frustrated
\nAnd hungry as hell
\nBut could not get out
\nIn the street<\/p>\n
Couldn\u2019t bark couldn\u2019t Yelp
\nJust ran about
\nJust knocking into the doors
\nSuffering so
\nWith no where to go
\nAnd really not knowing the cause<\/p>\n
She buggered off on her holiday
\nLeaving the poor dog to ply
\nNO relief from the true situation
\nConvinced probably he would die
\nShe didn\u2019t care not a penny
\nWhat sort of state he was in
\nWhen someone broke in and found the dog
\nOf course all the questions
\nwere why<\/p>\n
Would anyone tape up, any dogs jaws
\nAnd leave them for so many days
\nWhat I would do is plug up her arse
\nAnd feed her in so many ways
\nAnd wait till we all heard
\na bloody great Bang
\nKnowing she reached
\nthe explosive phase!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
It happened in Kilmarnock In Scotland so I hear A women fancied going away But she had a dog It was clear She couldn\u2019t take it away with her So what she decided to do Was tape up its jaws … Continue reading