{"id":43609,"date":"2019-12-27T12:25:00","date_gmt":"2019-12-27T12:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=43609"},"modified":"2019-12-27T14:09:13","modified_gmt":"2019-12-27T14:09:13","slug":"rhino-horn-and-the-flaccid-penis-syndrome","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2019\/12\/rhino-horn-and-the-flaccid-penis-syndrome\/","title":{"rendered":"RHINO HORN and the flaccid Penis syndrome"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Purchasers of Rhino horn<br \/>\nGoodness knows when they were born<br \/>\nSo gullible, all taken in<br \/>\nSo ready to  offer up their chin<br \/>\nTheir purses and wallets<br \/>\nFor those who come<br \/>\nTo steal and fool<br \/>\nAnd there\u2019s always some<br \/>\nOn the look out<br \/>\nFor fools prepared<br \/>\nTo spin a line<br \/>\nAnd then run scared<\/p>\n<p>The flaccid penis<br \/>\nits history<br \/>\nIs long and far from hard<br \/>\na key<br \/>\nFor charlatans an rogues<br \/>\nTo earn<br \/>\nA lot of money<br \/>\nAnd really turn<\/p>\n<p>The screws<br \/>\nfor animals far away<br \/>\nAnd The Rhino<br \/>\nwho has had to pay.<\/p>\n<p>Black marketeers and poachers<br \/>\nThey<br \/>\nCottoned on fast to what does pay<br \/>\nSpin the lies and watch them grow<br \/>\nBased on fiction as we know<\/p>\n<p>Keratin Melanin Calcium three<br \/>\nOrganic substances they all be<br \/>\nCombined in one great  hairy horn<br \/>\nAnd that became the golden Dawn<\/p>\n<p>Of reckoning for the roguery<br \/>\nFor the spivvs and bandits of history<br \/>\nWhy work your fingers to the bone<br \/>\nWhen you can earn more than you\u2019d ever known<\/p>\n<p>And all on a lie just like IRAQ<br \/>\nSo many deaths caused so much flack<br \/>\nPeople are taken in everywhere<br \/>\nCreating what is their own despair<\/p>\n<p>Traditional medicine has used the horn<br \/>\nFor fever and gout and so I am torn<br \/>\nInto wondering why it should have been said<br \/>\nThat Penis dysfunction also could have led<\/p>\n<p>People to thinking but now I have  heard<br \/>\nIn Yemen it seems that it\u2019s often occurred<br \/>\nWhen children are 12 they are given the horn<br \/>\nHandled knife it\u2019s their manhood something to warn<br \/>\nOthers the child has reached manhood today<br \/>\nWhich just might account for the story in play<\/p>\n<p>Tigers and Elephant Seals they appear<br \/>\nTo have their penis used increasing the fear<br \/>\nThat so many animals suffer and die<br \/>\nBecause of poor intellect which is apparently why<br \/>\nNo true powers of thought<br \/>\nwith the  inter net too<br \/>\nSo much at our finger tips<br \/>\nSo what to do<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s interpretation and elucidation<br \/>\nToo much incoherence<br \/>\nAlmost every nation<br \/>\nMisinterprets the knowledge<br \/>\nFor its own ends<br \/>\nAnd their victims  of course<br \/>\nThat really are friends<\/p>\n<p>The Rhinocerus anyone seeing they know<br \/>\nStraight out of pre history<br \/>\nAncient ones show<br \/>\nHeavily armoured unchanged since before<br \/>\nAnd in the space of a few years<br \/>\nOf lies<br \/>\nAnd a war<br \/>\nAgainst them has seen them cut down to size<br \/>\nWiped off the planet before our eyes<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s incredibly wasteful<br \/>\nOf miraculous souls<br \/>\nMurdered in torment by jibbering trolls<br \/>\nMen and their penis still remain small<br \/>\nSo they kill more and more<br \/>\nAnd more go to the wall<\/p>\n<p>And still more dysfunction<br \/>\nOne just has to say<br \/>\nWe are loved for ourselves<br \/>\nAt the end of the day<\/p>\n<p>And if women really don\u2019t find us to be<br \/>\nBeau\u2019s in their beds<br \/>\nThen as poets then we<br \/>\nCan write on the internet<br \/>\nAnd sometimes pray<br \/>\nAnd dream that a soul mate<br \/>\nWill find them one day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Purchasers of Rhino horn Goodness knows when they were born So gullible, all taken in So ready to offer up their chin Their purses and wallets For those who come To steal and fool And there\u2019s always some On the &hellip; 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