A poem which can be sung quietly to the song you are wonderful<\/p>\n
Bunions and Veruka\u2019s
\nThey can pain you
\nCorns between your toes are never great
\nHard skin on the heels from summer sandals
\nNails that snag your socks And so create
\nProblems in the washing with your lady
\nWhat have you been doing she will say
\nCall Chesham Podiatry he can buff the hard skin
\nHe can buff the hard skin clean away<\/p>\n
He parked my car outside his shop so wisely
\nAnd my plates of meat presented on the floor
\nblimey what on earth have you been doing
\nI haven\u2019t seen more uglier feet before
\nI know I said I have been across the Andes
\nVisited the Himilaya\u2019s
\n too
\nCall Chesham Podiatry He will buff the hard skin
\nCut and buff the hard skin clean away
\nFor he is wonderful with his box of files and buffers
\nWith all of them he cuts the skin away<\/p>\n
If it\u2019s athletes foot or other funny fungi
\nGive Chesham Podiatry a bell
\nGo around to his fine shop on Broad street
\nIf a little piggy starts to swell
\nIf you are limping because your shoes Don\u2019t fit you
\nHe will check your inner soles and see
\nCall Chesham Podiatry he will cut the hard skin
\nBuff and shine the hard skin clean away
\nFor he is wonderful and despite my YETI TOENAILS
\nAll agree.<\/p>\n
Fantastic service clean and comfortable and worth every penny<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A poem which can be sung quietly to the song you are wonderful Bunions and Veruka\u2019s They can pain you Corns between your toes are never great Hard skin on the heels from summer sandals Nails that snag your socks … Continue reading