{"id":431,"date":"2011-12-08T12:26:59","date_gmt":"2011-12-08T12:26:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=431"},"modified":"2011-12-08T12:26:59","modified_gmt":"2011-12-08T12:26:59","slug":"an-mot-for-husbands-maybe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2011\/12\/an-mot-for-husbands-maybe\/","title":{"rendered":"An MOT For Husbands Maybe"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\">An annual inspection for Husbands<br \/>\n<!--more-->Is coming in force from to-day<br \/>\nIts based on the system<br \/>\nThats been used for cars<br \/>\nAnd of course what it means<br \/>\nIs you say<br \/>\nIf your bloke is a pub crawling laggard<br \/>\nWho follows the football or snores<br \/>\nSleeps watching telly or has a beer belly<br \/>\nOr all that you say he ignores<br \/>\nThen you can trade him in for another<br \/>\nPerhaps a young model who can<br \/>\nBe house trained but able to party<br \/>\nA real hunk they call a real man<br \/>\nIf the old man could do with a face-lift<br \/>\nSome spare parts perhaps or maybe<br \/>\nPut out to grass for the summer<br \/>\nHaving not got through his MOT<br \/>\nThen pick who you want and go AWOL<br \/>\nLeave the old man in the rear<br \/>\nWe&#8217;ll pick him up when we&#8217;re ready<br \/>\nAnd you can just get out of here<br \/>\nWe&#8217;ll wash him down and examine<br \/>\nAll of his bad points and try<br \/>\nTo give him a service and counsel him well<br \/>\nAnd make him into a new guy<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since I have just booked my MOT on my car I thought of doing one for myself may be the ladies should and perhaps we could have one for wives too<\/p>\n<p> <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2011\/12\/an-mot-for-husbands-maybe\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[35,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-431","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour","category-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/431","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=431"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/431\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":432,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/431\/revisions\/432"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=431"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=431"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=431"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}