{"id":43006,"date":"2019-10-27T11:34:12","date_gmt":"2019-10-27T11:34:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=43006"},"modified":"2019-10-27T11:37:56","modified_gmt":"2019-10-27T11:37:56","slug":"the-little-kitten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2019\/10\/the-little-kitten\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201cThe little kitten and the gentle logger\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Stuck inside a log<br \/>\nAs inquisitive as hell<br \/>\nAnd somehow her body<br \/>\nWas stuck fast<br \/>\nAnd a friend helped her as well<br \/>\nUsing his machete<br \/>\nCarefully he did chop<br \/>\nLayer after layer<br \/>\nHe just didn\u2019t stop<\/p>\n<p>Being ultra careful<br \/>\nSlicing gently through<br \/>\nHer arm was free<br \/>\nA paw was free<br \/>\nHer squeaking voice rang true<br \/>\nPulling on her body<br \/>\nSplinters trapped her fur<br \/>\nLittle kittens get into scrapes<br \/>\nBut she soon began to purr<\/p>\n<p>She must have felt so frightened<br \/>\nThere was nothing she could do<br \/>\nWhat was it she was looking for<br \/>\nShe would\u2019t have had a clue<br \/>\nHow somehow she was stuck fast<br \/>\nAnd wouldn\u2019t have got out she<br \/>\nWas grateful for the human<br \/>\nWith his calm dexterity<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stuck inside a log As inquisitive as hell And somehow her body Was stuck fast And a friend helped her as well Using his machete Carefully he did chop Layer after layer He just didn\u2019t stop Being ultra careful Slicing &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2019\/10\/the-little-kitten\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[122],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-43006","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cats"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43006","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=43006"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43006\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":43010,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43006\/revisions\/43010"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=43006"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=43006"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=43006"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}