A total lack of intelligence
\nFeeble minded and low
\nA bag made from a young wild fox
\nWho wasn\u2019t going to grow
\nAny bigger or older
\nFor the huntsmen decided she
\nWould be preserved till the moths came
\nFor an eternity<\/p>\n
Lots of the formaldehyde
\nTo stop the rot was used
\nOn this poor soul wild as hell
\nWho clearly was abused
\nSuch backwardness
\nAnd tomfoolery
\nThe oafishness of man
\nTo create an act of folly
\nApparently the plan
\nSilly and idiotic
\nDead from the neck up, thick
\nLaughable and risible
\nA thoughtless blooming prick
\nWho fashions from the genuine
\nA dead and mindless bag
\nThat looks just like a dead fox
\nSurely a red rag
\nTo any would be wild life person
\nA blooming sacrifice
\nRiddled with preservatives
\nSo as to stop the mice
\nThe fleas the vile bacteria
\nFinding a new place
\nAnd therein keep one\u2019s phone and cash
\nA gruesome embrace<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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