I’m prehistoric looking
\na dinosaur of sorts
\nand I was born
\nwith a massive horn
\nno hair also no warts
\nmy eyes are pretty awful
\nbut my sense of smell is good
\nmy horn is made of keratin
\nand the Chinese think it could
\nbe really good for urges
\nof the sexual kind
\nand it should
\nwork old men, to a frenzy
\nand also blow their mind
\nin China and now Vietnam
\nits no better than chewing your
\nfinger nails
\nbut its us who come to harm
\nfor mercenaries come to Africa
\nwith chain saws and what’s more
\nattack us and our babies
\nleaving so much blood and gore
\nthey hack our horns off horribly
\nand cart them off somewhere
\nslice them up and make a tea
\npots of pure despair
\nfor we can’t live without our horns
\nblood loss it soon kills
\nthis is a plea to TCM
\nits useless in your pills
\nfinger nails and toe nails
\nare all made of the same
\nconstituent material
\nThat’s keratin by name
\nit has no healing properties
\nits all a myth sadly
\nand that is why you must believe
\nan old Rhino like me
\nI haven’t got an axe to grind
\nbut if I had, then you
\nwould find I’d use it on your back
\nwhen I chopped you in two
\nextinction now seems on the cards
\nand leaves us all to say
\nif you don’t stop this carnage soon
\nthen you will have to pay<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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