The tastelessness
\nThe vulgarity
\nThe obscenity of it all
\nThe need to want a fur coat
\nAnd a wild soul then to call
\nOn to provide its skin and hair
\nThat creation gave it
\nSo
\nhags can walk about believing
\nTheir beauty will be on show<\/p>\n
Its unrefined and inelegant
\nUnladylike for sure
\nIts cheap and coarse and uncultured
\nIt gets right to ones core
\nA coat of many animals
\nSlaughtered in their prime
\nStolen from their families
\nLeft grieving For a time
\nA reason for not doing
\nSuch an evil thing
\nThe trip these hags are on
\nThe evil that they bring<\/p>\n
Its irreverence a refusal
\nTo feel and understand
\nThe moral insensitivity
\nThats felt across the land
\nThe ingloriousness
\nThe unaspiring nature
\nOf what they wear
\nTo lose their reputation
\nNeeding someoneelses hair<\/p>\n
And skin,
\nand life and caring
\nIn this case what we see
\nIs a hag full flushed in Beaver
\nThinking she is nobility
\nMore the great unwashed
\nWhat I call the hoi polloi
\nLower than the dirt beneath our feet
\nAnd all the joy<\/p>\n
Has literally drained and is sodden
\nUnennobled in a way
\nReally as low as could ever be
\nBeavers let me say
\nCreate their realm
\nTheir watery haven
\nA paradise of soughts
\nGiving benefit to many
\nWith the most encouraging thoughts<\/p>\n
Still water is created
\nAn oasis expertise
\nAnd sharing with so many
\nTheir handiwork doth please
\nThe bird life the mammals
\nThe fish the insects too
\nThe beaver creates wetlands
\nThat is what they do<\/p>\n
To trap them with such horror
\nSuch evil and such pain
\nTo split up the precious family
\nWith everything to gain
\nJust because some rotten hag
\nWants a coat to wear
\nMade of 50 bodies
\nThat were stolen
\nWith despair<\/p>\n
Beavers are sensational
\nIn everything they do
\nTo be trapped and die their screaming
\nAnd that it all is down to YOU
\nA bloody hag repeats the scourge
\nAt least 50 times
\nSo she can have her Beaver Coat
\nBut not answer to her crimes<\/p>\n
The environment will suffer
\nGreatly for their loss
\nWe know the hag walks down the street
\nAnd doesnt give a toss
\nWho wouldnt be seen in a watery place
\nA haven for wildlife she
\nStruts her stuff with huff and puff
\nDown some boulevard she be<\/p>\n
And Perhaps an e cigarette
\nAnd alligator shoes
\nOfcourse the designer handbag
\nAnd the tell tale wheeze
\nHer lungs and other organs
\nKnackered probably
\nFrom the foie gras and the caviar
\nThat these hags have for their tea<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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