Its known as the Gatwick mystery
\nBringing havoc to a crowd
\nForcing thousands to miss their Christmas
\nAbroad
\nA giant showered
\nEmotions tears and upsets
\nDown on people who
\nHad arranged to see their loved ones
\nBut their dreams did not come true<\/p>\n
They turned up in their thousands
\nAll showered and ready for
\nPassports and euros on their person
\nEveryone was sure
\nThey all had suffered “Brexit”
\nAnd Mrs May’s frackar
\nAnd were off to destinations
\nFrom here to dar dee dar<\/p>\n
The novichockter soviet built
\nFlying at the speed
\nOf the fastest snails
\nIn history.
\nGyrations yes indeed
\nCausing massive turbulence
\nAnd grounding aircraft they
\nWere never even thought of
\nUntil infact today<\/p>\n
Maiden flights from Salisbury
\nVia Gatwick seem to be
\nPutinised by the tories
\nTo imagine we could free
\nOurselves from the EU agony
\nFor us all just to get away
\nNot watch the biased BBC
\nEvery fucking day<\/p>\n
But the skeltons in the cupboard
\nWere brought out big time they
\nThe bods or sods who are our gods
\nDeemed yes to delay
\nPeople ordinary voters
\nLeavers so to say
\nRemainers didnt matter
\nThey were staying anyway<\/p>\n
So the Novichockter
\nAdvanced creation never seen before
\nIt came into their equatiOn
\nIt showed up every flaw
\nThere has ever been with the great EU
\nThe liars that they are
\nAnd leavers got their just reward
\nTheir step deemed just too far<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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