{"id":39170,"date":"2018-10-10T12:00:18","date_gmt":"2018-10-10T12:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=39170"},"modified":"2018-10-10T12:02:33","modified_gmt":"2018-10-10T12:02:33","slug":"a-romantic-carriage-ride","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2018\/10\/a-romantic-carriage-ride\/","title":{"rendered":"A romantic carriage ride"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A romantic carriage ride<br \/>\nWith ones lady by your side<br \/>\nHolding hands together<br \/>\nBut nobody cares whether<\/p>\n<p>The horse that does the pulling<br \/>\nIs up for it today<br \/>\nAnd sadly in this heat we are having<br \/>\nThe poor horse is made to pay<\/p>\n<p>Down he goes not another step<br \/>\nHis gait was limp and bad<br \/>\nAll this work and no water<br \/>\nAnd no new hay he had<\/p>\n<p>The old barn he would stand<br \/>\nIn<br \/>\nWhen not pulling this thing<br \/>\nThis bloody heavy carriage<br \/>\nReally didnt bring<\/p>\n<p>One iota of happiness<br \/>\nIt was desolate and damp<br \/>\nRats ran almost everywhere<br \/>\nAnd not a working lamp<\/p>\n<p>So standing  in the darkness<br \/>\nFor hours on end until<br \/>\nGoing back to work the streets<br \/>\nUntil I had had my fill<\/p>\n<p>And down I went I couldnt do it<br \/>\nAnymore and I<br \/>\nThought it best to just collapse<br \/>\nAnd on the street just lie<\/p>\n<p>Let them take the reins and bridle<br \/>\nOff of me just so I<br \/>\nCould breathe a few last breaths at last<br \/>\nAnd then just blooming die<\/p>\n<p>Think before you expect another soul to cart you around<br \/>\nAt the behest of man UN kind<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A romantic carriage ride With ones lady by your side Holding hands together But nobody cares whether The horse that does the pulling Is up for it today And sadly in this heat we are having The poor horse is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2018\/10\/a-romantic-carriage-ride\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[344,173,110],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-39170","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abandonment","category-activism","category-horses"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39170","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=39170"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39170\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":39172,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39170\/revisions\/39172"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=39170"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=39170"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=39170"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}