{"id":37819,"date":"2018-08-13T19:52:27","date_gmt":"2018-08-13T19:52:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=37819"},"modified":"2018-08-13T19:57:59","modified_gmt":"2018-08-13T19:57:59","slug":"a-certain-wierdness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2018\/08\/a-certain-wierdness\/","title":{"rendered":"A certain weirdness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It curdles milk<br \/>\nWhen making cheese<br \/>\nA spell gone wrong<br \/>\nWhich could displease<br \/>\nThe sanely soul<br \/>\nWhose fourth stomach<br \/>\nLining<br \/>\nSupplements<br \/>\nOne&#8217;s finer dining<\/p>\n<p>The matriarchal destiny<br \/>\nKidnapping counts<br \/>\nIt seems to me<br \/>\nAn ungodliness<br \/>\nA slippery slope<br \/>\nFor all male calves<br \/>\nThat feel the rope<\/p>\n<p>The vegetarian<br \/>\nSolemnly<br \/>\nWont eat the flesh<br \/>\nBut can quietly<br \/>\nFinish a block of stilton cheese<br \/>\nAnd feel the weakness<br \/>\nIn their knees<\/p>\n<p>Rennin a death wish it appears<br \/>\nA farmyard tale<br \/>\nWith extra tears<br \/>\nBobby calves so solitary<br \/>\nDie a death so miserably<\/p>\n<p>A constituent of rennet<br \/>\nWe<br \/>\nSee chymosin the gastric plea<br \/>\nWhich witch could ever<br \/>\nHave flown a mile<br \/>\nOr sat crosslegged<br \/>\nUpon this stile<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It curdles milk When making cheese A spell gone wrong Which could displease The sanely soul Whose fourth stomach Lining Supplements One&#8217;s finer dining The matriarchal destiny Kidnapping counts It seems to me An ungodliness A slippery slope For all &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2018\/08\/a-certain-wierdness\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[344,216,147,104,311,200],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37819","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abandonment","category-animal-sacrifice","category-animals-used-for-food","category-calves-and-cows-and-bulls","category-child-exploitation","category-the-sabbats-and-the-old-craft"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37819","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37819"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37819\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37824,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37819\/revisions\/37824"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37819"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37819"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37819"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}