none of them on the the breadline
\nBut as hunters go they be
\nUnderfinanced and niggardly
\nAnd just so miserly
\nThey want to go to Africa
\nGame hunters thats their thing
\nAnd looking through the safari books
\nThe prices kind of bring<\/p>\n
Them out of the LION and the Elephant
\nStage
\nThose great big dangerous souls
\nAnd into the realms of wild pigs
\nAnd giraffes who have specific goals
\nThey pay their money and gripe a lot
\nAnd giraffes appear to be
\nBig enough and such good value
\nAnd are found just walking free<\/p>\n
One such trophy wandering feeding
\nA mother one could see
\nMoving slowly across the plains
\nAnd from tree to tree
\nTaking on the emerging leaves
\nAnd buds each living treat
\nSuch a sight to set before the queen
\nAnd yea bush meat!<\/p>\n
Hughly prized by safari’s
\nAN opportunity
\nWhilst the hunter takes their selfies
\nto just sit there an be
\nWallowing in their incompetence
\nAt least a number of shots
\nIts talentless and unendowed
\nAnd now lots and lots<\/p>\n
Of women coming over
\nInept and unqualified
\nBut what a great big target
\nThat will not be denied
\nA terrible lurching gander
\nHer baby at her feet
\nTangled in the after birth
\nEnough to unseat
\nThe puffiness of the hunter
\nThe mendacity of might
\nslaughtering a pregnant mother
\nSpectacular in the light<\/p>\n
The arena was the open plain
\nNeeds must as they say
\nThe agent at the airport
\nto meet and greet and pay
\nThen about an hour of stalking
\nAnd point their guns and aim
\nA handsome crumpled body broken
\nThats their claim to fame.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
none of them on the the breadline But as hunters go they be Underfinanced and niggardly And just so miserly They want to go to Africa Game hunters thats their thing And looking through the safari books The prices kind … Continue reading