This morning bright and early
\nTwo ladies are locked on
\nIn front of the I gas gates
\nIn their fancy mouton
\nSheepishly and peacefully
\nWith their nativity
\nOf little furry animals
\nAround we all can see<\/p>\n
When Ian did his morning show
\nNo coppers On the scene
\nClearly they didnt expect this
\nAfter what had been
\nA most embarrassing day for them
\nWith the unsullied display
\nOf lock ons and of surfing
\nThat happened yesterday<\/p>\n
And so the ladies lying there
\nAnd a local truck appeared
\nCarrying two portable loo’s
\nAnd it seems he feared
\nHe would lose his payment
\nWhat he should have thought
\nWas he shouldn’t have even been there
\nHe should maintain support<\/p>\n
Not sell his soul to the devils
\nFor that is who they are
\nSo he had to go away
\nBeing not on their radar
\nLets hope the loo’s are full up
\nInside the site today
\nAnd if it is annoying
\nGood is what we say<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
This morning bright and early Two ladies are locked on In front of the I gas gates In their fancy mouton Sheepishly and peacefully With their nativity Of little furry animals Around we all can see When Ian did his … Continue reading